I said in my first post that I might review J&D's Baconnaise. Here's my review: it's horrible. It's not worth doing an in-depth review with pictures and all that. It's just not good stuff.
I've had a jar of Baconnaise since Christmas, and I've been trying to work up the courage to crack it open and give it a shot. I tried it on a turkey sandwich. Simple, right? Seemed like the best way to start off with the stuff. At first taste, it hits you with a fake meat flavor reminiscent of Liquid Smoke and peppered beef jerky, but not in a good way. There's no bacon or mayonnaise taste to it at all. It doesn't even taste like Miracle Whip, which is actually a salad dressing. It just tastes yucky. I couldn't even swallow my first bite. I spit it out and threw away the sandwich.
I still have two packets of J&D's Bacon Ranch mix. I'm not sure how I'll even go about testing them. I'm even less sure if I want to at this point.
I think the problem is that the J&D's products are completely vegetarian and Kosher. That means that they have no actual bacon in them. I'm not sure how you get a bacon flavor without real bacon, but judging by Baconnaise, you probably don't.